Today I thought of a great idea for a Red Bull commercial. Imagine a row of really huge T-rex's lining up in the desert, their lizard eyes shifting nervously. Then in front of them appears a tiny T-rex as if he is going to fight off these huge dinasours himself. The huge T-rex's start to smile deviously, clawing the dirt.
The little rex takes a Red Bull out of his "pocket" and guzzles it down.
Now the big rex's start backing up as the tiny rex steps towards them breathing fire. RED BULL... IT'S A PRIMORDIAL THING.